Men

How do you get a man to do situps?

How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his ankles...

 

What kind of clothes are there?

What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty ,biohazzard.(Men will voluntarily...

 

How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?

How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't talk...

 

What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?

What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.

 

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes

 

WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?

WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION

 

How do men exercise at the beach?

How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

 

Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?

Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?Yeah, I finally let her out!

 

On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?

On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.

 

A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...

A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the otherone on his hand. He orders two more drinks and...