Miscellaneous
You might be an ENGINEER if...
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing wrong with this one). At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will...
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Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St.Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if...
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Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he says, "Well, there's not that much room left in heaven, so you have...
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Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a fishing reel for his birthday. After selecting one, she inquired as to its cost.The owner...
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Advantages of older women...
Advantages of dating older women...An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman...
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Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although when I was president I merely lusted in my heart, I have to admit...
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Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my...
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Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs...1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
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Ebonics Version of Windows \'98
Ebonics Version of Windows '98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98, titled "It be a fresh Window." It has been...
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The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The...
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