Miscellaneous

Polish Dogs

Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.

 

Polak Locked His Keys In Car

Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?A: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

 

Zoo Closed In Warsaw

I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.

 

Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?

Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. "Want to hear the worlds's worst Polish Joke?"#2 says "Sure, but...

 

Polak and Robot

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"The man replied, "130." So the robot...

 

Grandma\'s strudel

An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale...

 

Job Interviews

We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the time thinking of what not to do that might make us look bad. Some job applicants...

 

50 things to do in an elevator

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to...

 

Relationships to Weddings

Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a...

 

Odds For Meeting A Female

The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1)...