Miscellaneous
Polak\'s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah,...
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Signs You\'re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You're On A Bad Date10. When you agreed to go out with him he was governor, and...
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On Gender Differences
The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for...
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Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you created with your color laser printer and top-notch graphics...
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Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents' House10. Sniff the air and say it smells like a bordello.9. Repeatedly zip and unzip your fly.8....
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Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious.""Well, my...
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Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?""When I asked her if she could...
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Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.The Rat Race: If there's one rat in a room full of nice men,...
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Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.
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Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A: A Polaroid One-Step.
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