Miscellaneous

Polak\'s Wife

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah,...

 

Signs You\'re On A Bad Date

From Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You're On A Bad Date10. When you agreed to go out with him he was governor, and...

 

On Gender Differences

The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for...

 

Ways A Nerd Can Impress

Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you created with your color laser printer and top-notch graphics...

 

Avoid While Waiting For Date

Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents' House10. Sniff the air and say it smells like a bordello.9. Repeatedly zip and unzip your fly.8....

 

Feeling Sorry For Him

Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious.""Well, my...

 

Learning To Love

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?""When I asked her if she could...

 

Girl Talk

Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.The Rat Race: If there's one rat in a room full of nice men,...

 

Studied For Five Days

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.

 

Polak and Mongoloid

Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A: A Polaroid One-Step.