Miscellaneous

Give Me the Bill

Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."So,...

 

Mixed Emotions

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

 

Baby

Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were about to get in the car to go home when I noticed a baby...

 

90210

Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

 

Hellen Keller List

Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard?A: Neither did she.Q:...

 

Lawyers Abode (Classic)

Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some...

 

Pope and Lawyer (Classic)

The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter came over and told the Pope,...

 

Missy in heat

Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat."What is heat?" Mom said go ask your Dad, he is...

 

Double The Recipe

Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

 

Little Holes

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks.