Miscellaneous

Engineer Cookie Recipe

Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow...

 

No Smoking Here

A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says "Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place.."A bit...

 

Athletic Sperm

Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and...

 

Penile Operation

A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says "Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc but I I I have th-th-this st-st-stuttering problem and I I...

 

Royal Penis Comparison

The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.The...

 

Sex With Gorilla

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon...

 

Neil Armstrong True Story

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind"...

 

Bragging

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives."Last...

 

Little Johnny and Venus Statue

The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?""The artwork," says Robert."Very good. And you, Peter?""Tits!""Peter,...

 

I Spy

Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love: "Wow, look at them! And we are not allowed even to...