Miscellaneous
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's...
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Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years...I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in themorning, that's as good as they're...
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Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
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BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over...
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Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:-she was mistaken for god's...
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In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks the kid if in return for a sweet he will come in...
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Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her: "Jis you know Queen you have got such a nice house, and you...
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It's the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied "Happy-Butt". When hearing this, the teacher said, "Go straight to the principal young...
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Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice...
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Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the woods.Harry, laughed and poked fun,...
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