Miscellaneous
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and was found guilty. Just before he was taken away, the man looked the judge in the eye and...
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Marriage Secrets...
Secret tips for making a marriage last...My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little...
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Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up with a beautiful blonde. After some drinks she starts to cry and tell him the sad story that she...
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Keep fit... die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!
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Laws of ...
* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.*...
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Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, "I want a hot dog, not too hot, not too...
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Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you...
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The damn ham
Once there was a preacher's wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher waht the daily special was. He said it was the "damn ham."She immediatly...
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Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?"
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