Miscellaneous

If a vegetarian eats vegetables...

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

 

Politically correct seasons greetings

POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially...

 

The Sexy Secretary.

A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.After work he invited his secretary to dinner....

 

Upgrade to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child...

 

Christmas Humor

Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out whos naughty and nice...

 

Behold I Cometh!

A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon. In the seminary, they had taught him that if he...

 

Leave It To The Kids

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so...

 

Mixed Not!

Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.

 

St. Patrick's Day

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.

 

Pick-Up Lines Galore!

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.Nice legs....what time do they...