Miscellaneous
If a vegetarian eats vegetables...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
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Politically correct seasons greetings
POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially...
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The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.After work he invited his secretary to dinner....
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Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child...
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Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out whos naughty and nice...
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Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon. In the seminary, they had taught him that if he...
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Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so...
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Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
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St. Patrick's Day
What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.
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Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.Nice legs....what time do they...
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