Miscellaneous

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid...

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied."What are their names?" he...

 

How do I know anything really exists?

How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.

 

Why did the skeleton burp?

Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

 

I received a letter from my bank the other day...

I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

 

My twenty cents

Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning.Tom : But, what I found was two ten-cent...

 

What's sillier

John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle.

 

Palindromes

More cool than funny, but... racecar <===> racecar drawer <===> reward repaid <===> diaper straw <===> warts evian <===> naive [there's a message here, I...

 

How do you make a hot dog stand?

How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.

 

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck.

 

The blank tape

Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next door went nuts.