Miscellaneous
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied."What are their names?" he...
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How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
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Why did the skeleton burp?
Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
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I received a letter from my bank the other day...
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"
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My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning.Tom : But, what I found was two ten-cent...
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What's sillier
John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle.
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Palindromes
More cool than funny, but... racecar <===> racecar drawer <===> reward repaid <===> diaper straw <===> warts evian <===> naive [there's a message here, I...
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck.
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The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next door went nuts.
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