Miscellaneous
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant's Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
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If god had wanted us to run around naked...
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that way.
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Mr.Richman has 3daughters...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody are fighting over a fake eyebrow. Then crazywhen to the...
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A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. Whilestanding in the...
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Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so majestic. I can hardly wait to see them with snow...
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A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store have a name", the store manager says "I haven't thought of one yet but I think u...
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Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
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What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
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