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Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors d'oerves, and sipping their drinks. Later, some of...
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What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
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Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter
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Another yamamma...
Another yamamma...Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked her to step out of the waySent by tuna fish
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Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old.Authorities believe that the death occurred at...
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What would you do if you had a condum with a hole...
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket? I don't know either, but I do know that I...
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How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style
How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwingout everything that is not an elephant, and catching one...
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How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1. Go to Africa2. Start at the Cape of Good Hope3. Work...
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How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's styleLawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herdsaround arguing about who owns the droppings....
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How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff will try to ensure that all elephants are...
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