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Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove!
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A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replies, 'That, sir, is entirely possible, you see our cook...
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What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop.
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What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
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Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
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What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona does not have one. And a priest does not...
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A lady was in a hardware store looking at...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it was he said 'I am blind drop it on the ground and i'll...
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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
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