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Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
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A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger,...
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What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!
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What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
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CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are. I am vividly confronted with this fact every time my wife and I...
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Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over and someone saw fiftypounds of crack....
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Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.
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A ventriloquist was driving in the country...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm. He asked for and was given a tour.As he was shown through the barn, the...
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What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...
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Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last weeek! mommy,mommy:I hate daddyis guts....
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