Miscellaneous

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him.

 

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.

 

Why cannot Santa have children?

Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.

 

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

 

How can you identify an blind pirate?

How can you identify an blind pirate?He's the one with patches over both eyes.

 

With all the recent talk of cloning...

With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago. The boy grew up...

 

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"

 

Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...

Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.

 

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I've ever read."

 

What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"

What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube