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What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him.
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Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
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Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
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Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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With all the recent talk of cloning...
With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago. The boy grew up...
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A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"
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Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.
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What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I've ever read."
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What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"
What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube
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