Miscellaneous

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log.

 

There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house...

There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a bigbundle of...

 

Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation...

Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you havefamily problems? Listen to my situation: A fewyears ago...

 

If the NSA made toasters...

If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at your toastfor reasons of...

 

If Sony made toasters...

If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of bread it is meant to toast, can beconveniently attached to...

 

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.

 

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.

 

If Timex made toasters...

If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a licking and keep on toasting.

 

If Radio Shack made toasters...

If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. You would be able to buy all the parts to buildyour own...

 

If K-Tel sold toasters...

If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu knives.