Miscellaneous
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log.
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There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a bigbundle of...
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Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you havefamily problems? Listen to my situation: A fewyears ago...
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If the NSA made toasters...
If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at your toastfor reasons of...
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If Sony made toasters...
If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of bread it is meant to toast, can beconveniently attached to...
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If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.
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If Thinking Machines made toasters...
If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.
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If Timex made toasters...
If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a licking and keep on toasting.
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If Radio Shack made toasters...
If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. You would be able to buy all the parts to buildyour own...
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If K-Tel sold toasters...
If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu knives.
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