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Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now they call it the...Stop & P.
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Chaim escapes from a mental hospital...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets on the train and is seated next to a business man. He asks the man, "Are you...
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Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.
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What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!
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What to do
Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I didn't know wether to smile back or kick a field goal!
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What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
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The man walked past the armored car and hears...
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what they were saying: "I see you, and I'll raise you another...
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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not...
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A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions.They held a meeting to resolve the problem anddecided...
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