Miscellaneous

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob !

 

What do elephants use for tampoons?

Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.

 

What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?

Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.

 

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!

 

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.

 

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.Sent by aaron

 

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.

 

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.

 

What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry.

 

Why do Farts stink?

Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.