Miscellaneous
There was this little boy who went in the whore house...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash. He went to the counter and asked thepimp for a whore with aids, the man...
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When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her hair smells.
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One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there...
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La Machine
La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...La Machine....little children...No mommy, No!...vvrrrrr...La Machine.
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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.
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what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and...
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty crosserSent by Corey
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Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Neither did he.
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Dumb intercourse
"Information. Can I help you?""I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please.""One moment, please." Pause. "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a...
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Dumb Intercourse II
"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in...
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