Miscellaneous

There was this little boy who went in the whore house...

There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash. He went to the counter and asked thepimp for a whore with aids, the man...

 

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her hair smells.

 

One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party...

One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there...

 

La Machine

La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...La Machine....little children...No mommy, No!...vvrrrrr...La Machine.

 

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.

 

what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and...

Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty crosserSent by Corey

 

Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?

Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Neither did he.

 

What is blue and sings alone?

What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

 

Dumb intercourse

"Information. Can I help you?""I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please.""One moment, please." Pause. "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a...

 

Dumb Intercourse II

"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in...