Miscellaneous

Three Dogs

There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here". The next dog said,"I peed...

 

Dumb Blonde Test

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...1.Who do want to be most like in life:A.Vanna WhiteB.Michelle...

 

Gay man's last fun

Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses.He went to the first man's house...

 

The Blonde at a Bar

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front...

 

When I get out.....

A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He starts to review patients to see what they will do when they...

 

The Farmer's Prize Goat

Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he...

 

A Blonde At A Bar

A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on. The woman...

 

Learning to Cuss

Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say ass' and I'll...

 

Who's Child?

One day the African chief's wife gave birth to a white child and the chief was absolutely stunned. He suspected some hanky panky and went to the white Jesuit...

 

Sex Statistics

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a...