Miscellaneous

Unusual State Laws

Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse...

 

Finding A Penis

There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and was...

 

Life of an Egg

So you think your life is bad...Just think how bad the life of an egg is...You only get laid onceYou only get eaten onceIt takes 4 minutes to get hard and2...

 

Perfect Day

The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 Light breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best...

 

International Travellers Bloopers

International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next...

 

Soldier's Ambition

An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir.""What treatment are you...

 

Senior's Thoughts (Classic)

What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their...

 

Flea Cure

Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?

 

Murphy's Laws (5)

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free cheese is...

 

Restaurant Specialty

Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!"