Miscellaneous
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse...
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Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and was...
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Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad...Just think how bad the life of an egg is...You only get laid onceYou only get eaten onceIt takes 4 minutes to get hard and2...
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Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 Light breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best...
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International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next...
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Soldier's Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir.""What treatment are you...
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Senior's Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their...
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Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
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Murphy's Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free cheese is...
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Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!"
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