Miscellaneous
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research = procrastinate indefinitelyto network = spread...
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Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar...
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End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational...
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Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test.The Monsignor leads them into a room,...
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Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse Smokies. One day the man said to his wife, "Honey, you...
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Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;but if you are sick, there are...
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U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coincidence.
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How Many Men Does It Take...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The other 3 are there to listen to him brag about the screwing part!
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You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn'tIf you go to Wal-Mart more than...
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