Miscellaneous

Polish Pickup Truck

Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were riding in...

 

Polish New Car Is Busted

A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the rednecks.One day the rednecks stop him, they draw a circle...

 

Polish Party

Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.

 

Polish Battle Ship

Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!

 

Polish Women and Vibrators

Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.

 

Polish National Library

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.

 

New Polish Navy

New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.

 

Measurement of a Pole

An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick. He's standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the...

 

True Gender of Object

Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female because men like to lick them, stick them, and then send them...

 

Corporate Travel Guidelines

Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on official business. The policies are effective...