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Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I just didn't feel like going out after all, so I went home before you...
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Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she...
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Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian, one Polak, and one Oriental.The Italian has a meatball hero, the...
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Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five,...
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Cure For Unemployment
"So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer. "And how, if I may be so bold to inquire?""Why, I'd put all the men on one...
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Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.Finally, he gets up...
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If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed. Imagine the revelation...She: Get off of me, will ya!! He: Whatsa...
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Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.The game was going well with the Elephants...
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Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.1. The female always makes the rules.2. These rules are...
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Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn't afford to feed it. He'd never seen an elephant jump with all 4 feet off the...
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