Miscellaneous
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are crockpots.
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A Networkologist\\\\\\\'s Christmas
A Networkologist's Christmas"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown. I was stuck at the office. The network was down. The routers were hung...
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A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and...
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12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.... SANTA CRUZ STYLE...On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting...
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Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin
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Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 "Correction: The cookie recipe in question costs $350, not $250 as previously reported."12 "Earlier...
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Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You're a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year's resolutions:1. You...
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Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ......... A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A Zen koan is ........> A) A Jewish Buddhist B) All of the above C) None of the...
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Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and...
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Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ower de hood ereybody wuz' sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' goodWe hunged up our stockings An hoped like de'...
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