Miscellaneous

Oh Human Sexuality

When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are crockpots.

 

A Networkologist\\\\\\\'s Christmas

A Networkologist's Christmas"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown. I was stuck at the office. The network was down. The routers were hung...

 

A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)

A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and...

 

12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.... SANTA CRUZ STYLE...On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting...

 

Beer quote

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin

 

Retractions by the NY Times in 1998

The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 "Correction: The cookie recipe in question costs $350, not $250 as previously reported."12 "Earlier...

 

Grinch Quiz!

How to Tell if You're a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year's resolutions:1. You...

 

Enlightenment Quiz

Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ......... A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A Zen koan is ........> A) A Jewish Buddhist B) All of the above C) None of the...

 

Play on words :)

Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and...

 

Ebonics Christmas

Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ower de hood ereybody wuz' sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' goodWe hunged up our stockings An hoped like de'...