Miscellaneous
Ladies Track
What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?The pigmee's are a bunch of cunning runts.
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Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.What...
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Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone...
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Couple
There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she won't sleep with him because she's saving herself for...
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Shorties
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying!" ~~~ First guy...
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TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX....10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SECRET HOLE8. ALLOWED SEVERAL FISH DAILY7. CAN CHOOSE THE...
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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary."Guess what, darling," he said, "Fifty years...
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Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds. After climbing the first cloud he met a stinky, unattractive woman who said,...
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Dave's adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She was ugly as shitand missing one tit,but think of the money he saved!
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