Miscellaneous
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with...The other is used to...
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The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peel off prize. He pulls off...
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New...
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?New Yolk City!
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Can\'t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large bowl with shit and proceed to slurp it noisily, to the amazement of his...
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Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!
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Pull Lever - End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign and a lever. The sign reads "pull lever and end world". The workers decide not to pull...
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An African Lion
Q: What's the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african lion is an african lion, OJ Simpson is a lyin african!
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Clinton
What's the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!
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