Miscellaneous

Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with...The other is used to...

 

The Motor Home

My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peel off prize. He pulls off...

 

New...

If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?New Yolk City!

 

Can\'t do it

A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large bowl with shit and proceed to slurp it noisily, to the amazement of his...

 

Four Words

Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:"Is it in yet?"

 

Cyclones!

Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!

 

Pull Lever - End World!

A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign and a lever. The sign reads "pull lever and end world". The workers decide not to pull...

 

An African Lion

Q: What's the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african lion is an african lion, OJ Simpson is a lyin african!

 

Clinton

What's the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!

 

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!