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The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we...
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The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of 3rd & Lambourne. Seems that the old cronies got together every friday & saturday,...
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The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair black.So she did, and she was sooooo happy with it that...
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Don\\\'t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis....
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Like and Love
What is the difference between 'like' and 'love'? Answer: spit and swallow!
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Rule of Thumb
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
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Another Clinton Joke...
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A: The nation!
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