Miscellaneous
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of the forest with some of their daily problems. One day a...
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Smoking Dragon....
Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!
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Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside..... and too many of them will give you the shits!
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Neutron Walks into a Bar...
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?"Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"
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Logical?
In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "THINK!"The next day, when he...
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Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
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Let me out!!!
You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3!You're out!
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In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral.Every day after the...
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