Miscellaneous

Golf Joke

Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.Form a loose grip.Keep your head down.Avoid a...

 

5 lbs of fat

How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.

 

Difference Between A Man and Woman

A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the mountainside. The woman was going down the mountainside. Then the woman yells out -...

 

Even in Disguise

A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk."How much is that television set?" she asks."Sorry, we don't sell to...

 

The Rubdown

A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the hospital's more attractive nurses.While manipulating the...

 

Somebody flunked elf school...

5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same as yours."Santa's helper blows his cover when he says,...

 

Bad Timing

A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that...

 

Will you rember me??

Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next...

 

4 nuns go to heaven

Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in line to go through pearly gates and wait for St. Peter to...

 

Restroom

Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you still in...