Miscellaneous

Greek tailor.

An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-dees) MAN: "Eumenedes??" (You-men-e-dees)(Say it quickly,...

 

Yabba Dabba

If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba Dabba Doo!

 

Clothes make the person...?

What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!

 

A Blonde Kidnapper

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid,...

 

Kinky Sex

There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex. Just about every night hubby comes...

 

Give 100% at Work

Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridaysAnd remember .......When you're having a really bad day...

 

Arnold:the musical

Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers.Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he'll be...

 

The Drunk and the Nun

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.As he stumbled out...

 

Bald Men

Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair!

 

Snail Tracks

Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!