Miscellaneous
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-dees) MAN: "Eumenedes??" (You-men-e-dees)(Say it quickly,...
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Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba Dabba Doo!
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Clothes make the person...?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
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A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid,...
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Kinky Sex
There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex. Just about every night hubby comes...
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Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridaysAnd remember .......When you're having a really bad day...
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Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers.Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he'll be...
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The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.As he stumbled out...
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Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair!
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Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!
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