Miscellaneous
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the cat chases.
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Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the following questionnaire before sending it in for Help. With your...
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Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies. "Three knots? What's that...
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How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom. No facilities nearby, she decided to find a sheltered area, dropped her pants and...
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Don\'t Step On The Ducks...
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first one to go into the pearly gates and meet "God"."Hello Sarah, it is so nice to...
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Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today...
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YO MAMMMA....!
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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