Miscellaneous

Penguin goes into a bar

So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"... and the barman says "I don't know, what does he look like?" (ba-dum-tish)

 

Blonde in Exam

The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the...

 

Clueless

Knock Knock Who's there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.

 

Skylights

I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!

 

The mime!

I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts!

 

Bad Joke

There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman driving it. Whos fault is it?The Woman's, she should of never left the kitchen!

 

Dance

How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.

 

Panties

President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies nylon panties.Nervously one White...

 

Skipping school

A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast."No," the son...

 

Titantic and Clinton!

What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!