Miscellaneous
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"... and the barman says "I don't know, what does he look like?" (ba-dum-tish)
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Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the...
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Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!
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The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts!
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Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman driving it. Whos fault is it?The Woman's, she should of never left the kitchen!
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Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies nylon panties.Nervously one White...
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Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast."No," the son...
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Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!
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