Miscellaneous

Longest word

What's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!

 

The fully fledged alaskan

There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want's to live in the largest state of America which is...

 

Ghost

One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:"How many here believe in ghosts?" Everyone put up their hand."How many have seen ghosts?"A lot of people...

 

New Computer Virus

Did you hear about the new computer virus?It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!

 

Eyes

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her twice!!!!

 

Anna\'s mom....

Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is Nickel....... What is the oldest daughter's name?You think...

 

The Lion

What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on Wheels!

 

A Hippo What?

3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a...

 

In the forest

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hearhim, is he still wrong?

 

The Barber

The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "Nocharge. I...