Miscellaneous

Two Little Old Ladies

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom,...

 

Forget it buddy!

A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall.The drunk says,...

 

The Pearly Gates Computer

A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to the arch. He walks up to it and sees...

 

Black guy and a Puerto Rican...

A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car...who's driving?A Cop!!!

 

Redneck Bonanza!

Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a...

 

2 men and a woman...

What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman...

 

Soviet Sausage Joke #1

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is nowhere to be found. Finally he...

 

Baked Beans

Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had avery embarrassing and...

 

REALLY DUMB Joke

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no...

 

The Bar

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:-------------------------------------| Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 || Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 || Hand...