Miscellaneous
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom,...
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Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall.The drunk says,...
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The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to the arch. He walks up to it and sees...
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Black guy and a Puerto Rican...
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car...who's driving?A Cop!!!
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Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a...
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2 men and a woman...
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman...
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Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is nowhere to be found. Finally he...
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Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had avery embarrassing and...
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REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no...
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The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:-------------------------------------| Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 || Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 || Hand...
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