Miscellaneous

Bungee Jumping

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in...

 

Your Momma\'s So Fat..

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

 

Princess Di and Mother Theresa

You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both went up to heaven. St. Peter met them at the entrance to the...

 

Remember when.....

Remember when........A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window was something you hated to cleanand ram was the cousin of a...

 

Stupid Elephant Jokes

How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

 

Baby Birds

You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not bring babys?Swallows!

 

A Blonde In Flight School

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on...

 

Tea Time

Something to ponder... Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?

 

Italian, Black, and a Jew

Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual. One of them is an Italian, one is Black and the other is Jewish.They are sitting around...

 

It all adds up!

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny...