Miscellaneous
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped out. The genie said he could have one wish. The man...
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Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all of their gear and headed down to the lake.They were having terrible luck, they...
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Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken, watch for finger. -My kid had sex with your honor student. -If...
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Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.(From a machine at a college...
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Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but he has a nervous twitch, and his left eye is always winking. So he speaks with the manager and...
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Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird...she threw it off of a cliff.How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves...she fell out of the tree.How did the...
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Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human being.
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Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other, "You're good today, how am I?
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Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks."Looks like deer tracks", said one blonde."No, it looks like maybe a cow...
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