Miscellaneous
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the...
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Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a Bar Room and the others a BARRROOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
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In the beginning...
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So...
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Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A STEERING WHEEL? AN AIRBAG~WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK...
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Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their...
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Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.The Englishman...
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Bad Day?
When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to pull the trigger...
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Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog.Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was...
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