Miscellaneous
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest tells the new man, for things like stealing, give 5 hail...
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Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:> A MegasaurASS
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Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come put it out. When they asked how to get to her house, and...
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Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to...
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Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind the counter if they sell extra large condoms. The clerk looks at the woman quizzically,...
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Bill\'s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D. on Viagra and beat himself to death!
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Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.
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Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime... does anyone care?
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