Miscellaneous
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."
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Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
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Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law and a great Lawyer knows the Judge!!!
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Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it finally took off.A concerned...
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Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's...
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Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.I do not need to suddenly stand...
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Air disaster
Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland.Polish search and...
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You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure and think of home3. You know what 4-H is4. You ever went to "headlight parties"5. You...
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The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front...
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Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of1901.
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