Miscellaneous

Drink to Forget

Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

 

Cheap Rooms 4 Rent

Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.

 

Good Lawyers?

What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law and a great Lawyer knows the Judge!!!

 

Smooth Flying

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it finally took off.A concerned...

 

Two Elderly Ladies

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's...

 

Things Dogs Must Try To Remember

I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.I do not need to suddenly stand...

 

Air disaster

Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland.Polish search and...

 

You might be from a small town if:

1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure and think of home3. You know what 4-H is4. You ever went to "headlight parties"5. You...

 

The massage!

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front...

 

Microsoft 2000

Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of1901.