Miscellaneous

The Mouse

Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!

 

Scottie (Star Trek)

Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!

 

Sleeping Bull

Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!

 

Yo mamma\'s so fat!

Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!

 

Japanese Prostitute

A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He walked in and was assigned a young girl with a body that...

 

The Blonde and the Alligator

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the...

 

Those pesky mini-skirts

In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus. She's very attractive and was decked out in a tight leather mini...

 

What is Green, Slimy...

What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit's Dick

 

Crocodile-done-blonde

A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The man tries to calm the...

 

Having a baby at 80

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old bride...