Miscellaneous

Monk of little words.

A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that they were...

 

Inventions By Blondes

Inventions by Blondes...1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights 4. Submarine screen doors 5. A book on how to read...

 

Man\'s Intention

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

 

Horny Nurses!

3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop...

 

Talking Dog

A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to the barstool and sit down. The owner orders two beers. The bartendar just frowns and says, "Look...

 

Disorder in Court

From a little book called "Disorder in the Court". These are things that people actually said in court, word for word.Q: What is your date of birth? A: July...

 

Tired gynocologist

What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I'm Bushed!

 

Ring Those Bells

A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally...

 

Retarded Duck Farmer

There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he came up with a fair way to choose who was to get the...

 

Why does Clinton...

Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!