Miscellaneous
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that they were...
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Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes...1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights 4. Submarine screen doors 5. A book on how to read...
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Man\'s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop...
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Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to the barstool and sit down. The owner orders two beers. The bartendar just frowns and says, "Look...
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Disorder in Court
From a little book called "Disorder in the Court". These are things that people actually said in court, word for word.Q: What is your date of birth? A: July...
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Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I'm Bushed!
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Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally...
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Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he came up with a fair way to choose who was to get the...
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