Miscellaneous
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home! (you know, Fords - Fix or Repair Daily)
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Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing...
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I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along...
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Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.What's that for?, he asked."Oh, that's the direct line to the Lord"...
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In Just 3 Words...
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could...
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What is the...
Q. What's the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man's job better again!
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Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the brains cost. They saleswoman tells him, "$5/gram for...
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Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and using each letter only once) into:TO COPULATE HE FINDS...
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George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your billsnow? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff...
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If you love something ...
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours tobegin with. If it just sits...
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