Miscellaneous

A question of time

Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!

 

Tomato

Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !

 

The Dream

Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He'd been going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her. As they drove along in the car, he...

 

A Fire Truck

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire...

 

Shooting Blanks

I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don't know I'm just using blanks.

 

Lovely gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a...

 

Erudite Limerick

I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim Ahead of my legions I invaded her regions I saw, I conquered, I came!

 

Knights of Columbus and Shriners

What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is...

 

Women Jokes

Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is...

 

Husband\'s Excuse

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar."I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good...