Miscellaneous
The Dream
Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He'd been going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her. As they drove along in the car, he...
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A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire...
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Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don't know I'm just using blanks.
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Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a...
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Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim Ahead of my legions I invaded her regions I saw, I conquered, I came!
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Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is...
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Women Jokes
Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is...
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Husband\'s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar."I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good...
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