Miscellaneous

Blonde protection

Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.

 

Blonde & Brunette

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump, when the station cuts...

 

1 wish ?

Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of...

 

Legs

What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing, they have never met.

 

The hooker and her gramma.

There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to line up.The the hooker's gramma came and said "Why are...

 

Mommas So Fat

Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!

 

Blonde in a Freezer

Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes

 

Boxers or Briefs?

One day some guys were doing a survey between "boxers" or "briefs".They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? Hesaid briefs.They went to a...

 

The funeral!

One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by aman walking solemnly along,...

 

Doing Laundry

Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however, the laundry always get wet. All the laundry, that is, except for Sophie's....