Miscellaneous
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
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Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
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We\'re Rangers!
True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped up. Suddenly, she was pulled over by a park ranger. She decided...
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Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who's there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I'll tell you!
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Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I'M DWOWNING!
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Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, "I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says, "And I...
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Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.?Hey kid!?...
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Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls.It was Friday and almost quitting...
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50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of...
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