Miscellaneous

You need an operation!

A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."The...

 

Old Timers Disease

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the...

 

Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white...

 

Pope

There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire world,...

 

Boxing Referee

And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,8...."

 

Dinosaurs

Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

 

Your Momma\'s so stupid...

Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

 

My Grandparents

After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following:We always...

 

Fruit of your Life

What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren't so fresh you wouldn't be in this jam!

 

Halloween party time!

A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had developed a migraine headache and...