Miscellaneous
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."The...
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Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the...
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Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white...
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Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire world,...
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Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,8...."
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Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
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My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following:We always...
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Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren't so fresh you wouldn't be in this jam!
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Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had developed a migraine headache and...
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