Miscellaneous
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks to speak to Mr. Taylor, his lawyer.The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but...
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Snail\'s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn't see anyone.He glances down, sees a snail there and being the conscientious gardener he is, tosses the...
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Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women ... "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde." - Dolly Parton...
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Women\'s Snappy Comebacks
Women's Snappy Comebacks:Man: ="Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: ="Haven't I seen you someplace before?...
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Great Female Comebacks
Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't...
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The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings.After a while...
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Wife\'s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and "sir do you have a extra $20.00, my wife needs an operation that costs $1000.00. I have $980.00 and just...
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Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm...
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Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!
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Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?"Clinton says, "Yes, I like a...
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