Miscellaneous

Two Dogs....

The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't figure why... he was just so depressed. He went to the...

 

Bud the stud!

How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water!

 

The Doc\\\'s affair.

A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor...

 

My Granny\\\'s Better!

Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was...

 

A smart Blonde

Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!

 

Hillbillies

How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!

 

Frog in a bank

A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter."I would like a loan of ?30,000 please." he asks the clerk, whose name is Patrick Whack. "Thirty...

 

Iraq\'s Navy

Q: Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the sailors can see their air force!

 

Drunk

A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, "You have to take a Breathalyzer test." The guy says, "I can't. I have asthma, and it'll...

 

Discovering America

A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map? Tony...