Miscellaneous

Banned Children\'s Books

BANNED CHILDREN'S BOOKSDad's New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games How to Become the Dominant Military Power In Your...

 

I love my wife

If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to long!

 

Presidential Promise

The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his staff.

 

Oval office

What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in the oval office!

 

Smarts?

What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!

 

Redlight

What goes "errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!

 

Battered women?

In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think... all this time, I have been eating mine plain!

 

The Lettuce Joke

What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!

 

Monica\'s Favorite Food

Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.

 

Literal Actions

Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams,...